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If my brother and his girlfriend start having sex again while I’m in the fucking house

Janet, I give you the permission to come over and eat all the fucking bacon. Heck I will even personally cook it for you and make multiple damn BLT’s.  If my brother gets on my case, I can just tell him to “fuck off. oh woops! my bad I can already here you fucking doing that.” 

Don’t test me brother. We also have sausages and ham.

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It’s the weekend before finals and I finally have access to the first season of Game of Thrones and Adventure Time.

The homework gods are testing me.　

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billy-hill replied to your post: I just had a Jim moment

“I felt as happy as Tom once he banged Summer” I CHOKED ON AN ICE CUBE.

Hahaha, perhaps I did take it too far with that.
 

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I just had a Jim moment

Do you guys remember the episode in the Office where Jim isn’t having that great of a day and then Pam falls asleep on his shoulder, and then his day was pretty great? Well I sort of had the same thing happen today hehe. Today was really busy at work and unfortunately boring like it usually is, but right when it was time to go, my co-worker who never says goodbye to me unless I do, peeked her head around the corner and said bye. I know it’s such a simple thing to get all happy over, but I swear, I felt as happy as Tom once he banged Summer in 500 days of Summer. Hmm, that was probably the wrong example, but wow. That was really the cherry on top of the sundae. I could not stop smiling while walking home. Hehe. Even if she returns to not saying goodbye next week, the fact that I got one today was nice. Ah, today is great :)